I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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