Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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