Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Randomize
