when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
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