I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Panties = found
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