If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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