im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Randomize
