Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Randomize
