he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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