3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
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