remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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