I just made out with a guy for $7.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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