help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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