Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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