If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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