The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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