i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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