Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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