it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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