Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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