I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Randomize
