I hope mine doesn't look like that
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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