I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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