its not stalking. its research.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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