having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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