there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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