i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
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