They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Two words: blizzard sex
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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