There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Randomize
