Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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