And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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