I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
the room spins SO much faster in panama
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Randomize
