My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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