just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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