I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
The beer is more important than you right now.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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