i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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