I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
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