Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
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