Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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