i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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