i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Randomize
