This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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