so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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