I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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