Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
My feet surprised me
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