found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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