i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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