Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I love you.
Bad choice
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
