He is such a slut. More and more my type.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
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