Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
This house was built for laser tag.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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