Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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