Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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