Dual....:-)
either way he was missing a nipple.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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