can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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