your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I'm sobbing to NWA
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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