I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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