Me too!
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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